Monday, 05 Feb 07
9.12pm
alrights here are some chemistry jokes. and if you REALLY understand and gaddit, you will REALLY laugh yea. it wont take much time of yours! (:
1. What did one atom tell another?
-I think i lost an electron
-Are you sure?
-Yes, i am positive.
2. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".
3. Why did a white bear dissolves in water?
- Because it was polar.
4. What do you do with a dead chemist?
- Barium.
5. What weapon can you make from elements: potassium, nickel, iodine and iron?
- A KNIFe.
6. Why are chemists great for solving problems?
- They have all the solutions.
7. What is a cation afraid of?
- A dogion =.=
8. Why did the ice cube get divorced?
- His wife said he was too cold.
9. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
- They bonded well from the minute they met.
10. A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guests joules. A tall, stong man, armed with machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were so grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
9.12pm
alrights here are some chemistry jokes. and if you REALLY understand and gaddit, you will REALLY laugh yea. it wont take much time of yours! (:
1. What did one atom tell another?
-I think i lost an electron
-Are you sure?
-Yes, i am positive.
2. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".
3. Why did a white bear dissolves in water?
- Because it was polar.
4. What do you do with a dead chemist?
- Barium.
5. What weapon can you make from elements: potassium, nickel, iodine and iron?
- A KNIFe.
6. Why are chemists great for solving problems?
- They have all the solutions.
7. What is a cation afraid of?
- A dogion =.=
8. Why did the ice cube get divorced?
- His wife said he was too cold.
9. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
- They bonded well from the minute they met.
10. A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guests joules. A tall, stong man, armed with machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were so grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.